Beethoven

When you jizz in a girl's ear and then make her play piano.

Adam: Last night I did a Beethoven on a girl.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.

by The Sexual Spartan August 18, 2009

beethead

A hypocritical mind

Someone who is malleable

A person who is unable to reflect

You are angry with me for talking shit about you, yet before this, my friend revealed your malice feelings torwards me. What a beethead thing to do.

You're just a beethead with no room to grow.

Beetheads do not understand why actions speak louder than words.

by CoreyMK November 11, 2008

Bertha

Bertha is an illegal drug, commonly used in the southeastern Ukrainian regions. Users will take a hollow shell made of solidified Crack Cocaine, filled with weed smoke and coated generously in Mexican Black Tar Heroin. Users will then load this into a Big Bertha Cannon and send the drugs into their rectal cavity. This drug is very illegal, but rarely used because of the high prices to import Heroin from North America. People refer to this as the "Finisher drug," because it is said that those who take Bertha and survive never will do another drug again.

"Did you hear about Mike? He died trying Bertha last night!"
"AW, thought that pussy could take it."

by waetaermaelaen August 16, 2014

Bentham

The process of bringing that which is intangible to the surface of things, thus making it tangible.

Tin, this is not your greatest work and I hate it. Please bring it back to the Bentham room quickly...

There is NOT enough Bentham in this...

ALWAYS make sure to have Bentham completed before even considering the Silkum....

by Chik Peemix (Hummus) March 27, 2011

Beethoven Masturbation

The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

by infernlmagician February 4, 2009

beibhinn

Backstabbing liar

Leaving the guild? Not pulling a beibhinn are ya?

by Eci October 18, 2003

beoth

Archaic present tense plural for the verb to be.
1: are

They beoth running the race.

by aaronforjesus April 23, 2008