bazooka joe

When a guy ejaculates waaayyyy too early... before he even lays his hands on the girl

She was looking fine, and then BOOM, Bazooka Joe, he finished before they even started

by onthisday December 20, 2004

Bazooka Joe

The phrase sometimes yelled by a male during a sexual act where he is ejaculates onto the female's chest.

Furthermore: the stated male should be called Bazooka Joe for the remainder of his life

Sally: hey Denise! how was your night last night?
Denise: preety good, except for one thing...
Sally: what was it?
Denise: well this guy yelled BAZOOKA JOE! when he came on my chest
Sally: Cool!

by SJ Smith March 2, 2008

Mavis Beacon

Typing tutorial program that Gary McFarland has a love affair with on a daily basis. For more information on Gary McFarland, see retard.

Why isnt Mr. McFarland fixing the computers? He's in Mavis Beacon.

by Anonymous March 29, 2004

bazookad

A state of being where someone is so drunk that they are past being gunned or drunk, they're bazookad.

Garrett was so bazookad, he peed in the corner!

by johnnykickass December 31, 2011

beacom

A tall and skinny chach who calls himself is projectable

"Just because josh is tall , he calls himself projectable for baseball"
"I know he's such a beacom"

by Spencer Beacom September 16, 2016

Bazongadah

When you are to lit to handle

I'm too Bazongadah after that night.

by HarambeSlayer November 9, 2016

Bazooka kick

When you rocket launch something or someone with your leg.

I will bazooka kick that old bitch right in the hip. Fracture fo show.

by #gameova March 20, 2017