Beads

An object that all saxophone players love
Saxophone player: with all the beads I can destroy the universe
by Sax it up🎷 December 06, 2019
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bead

to bead someone

Winning a match using anal beads as a cheating device.
Fabio: "Cüs! Can't believe Hans bead Magnus."
Daniel: "He improved a lot lately, that's more than impressive!"
Ian: "I heard rattling coming from his seat, something is fishy"
by CagnusArlsen October 05, 2022
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Bead

Short for Anal bead it’s a rather unpleasant but useful insult to those you detest
Jack your such a bead!

What a bead!
by Chesterberg123 July 23, 2019
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Moon Beading

The act of buying Moon Rock weed from a greasy beaner in his twenties and the proceeding to string the moon rocks out on a piece of fishing wire, resembling anal beads. Your homies then dip the moon rocks into your ass slowly. No homo tho
Mom: What the fuck are you kids doing to Dan?????
Me and the Boys: Chill mom we just moon beading
Mom: oh ok
Me and the Boys: yah
Mom: ... Can I join?
by Big Joj Boy June 04, 2019
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Bead Seed

A viscous fluid that clings to anal beads and usually consist of semen, fecal matter, lubricants, etc... In certain areas of the U.S. this is referred to as "anal sludge" or "dirty seed".
"Cathy and I had a great session last night until I pulled out her last anal bead. A few drops of bead seed squirted on my face but I was a trooper and mounted her nether region".
by Vag Invader June 08, 2014
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clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"
"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"
by litcrazymovie December 07, 2024
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Bungee Beading

Bungee jumping, but instead of a bungee cord, there's a couple hundred feet of anal bead up your butt and you have to clench to stop.
Person 1: "Did you hear Derek went Bungee Beading last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah! Everyone always said he was a tight ass."
by your. real. name. August 09, 2019
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