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smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.
I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again
by qwter978 May 13, 2016
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Smooth shoes

Smoth shoes: engineers or professionals in a pisition to make big decisions that they never have to experience in a real life work field and others run into their problematic ideas.
Im an auto painter and this new tri coat color doesnt match. Another smooth shoes with a dumb idea
by Sheslikeheroine November 16, 2018
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Smooth brainer

A slang used to call someone dumb, stupid, of low IQ, etc.

Origin: As the amounts of folds on the cerebrum of a mammal brain determines the intelligence of the being, having no folds would mean that they have on intelligence.
Ignore them, they're just some smooth brainers
by RAPHlEL March 15, 2023
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smooth back

how tf you think with no ass you gotta smooth back
by Mel Hamm November 29, 2020
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Smoothe Boy

1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below him ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.
'E' from entourage is the patron of all smoothe boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate smoothe boy.
by Reality82 December 18, 2012
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Smooth Dude

Smooth dude code word for a vape or nic stick created by St.James high students in Vacherie Louisiana as a code word.
Person 1: aye who got the dude?
Person 2: jack got the smooth dude.
by KingSwell September 19, 2023
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smooth rub

Getting someone to smoothly rub their nuts on icyhot and feel the pain.
I gave my friend a smooth rub after he lit my ps4 on fire
by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016
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