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talking banjo

He/she who has a very thick, southern, backwoods dialect that resembles the banjo instrument. Particularly country bumpkins similar to Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matthew Gaetz, & Lindsey Graham.

Origin: The banjo instrument was created by enslaved Africans and their descendants in the Caribbean and colonial North America. The banjo was reintroduced as a racist reinvention in the 1830s when white musicians would play in blackface.
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s talking banjo accents justifies her lack of intelligence and her contribution to society.
by The Trevis May 13, 2023
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Banjo

A person who is exceedingly annoying and tames shit dinos because they don’t know how to fucking play Ark: Survival Evolved without being fucking babied...
Mattack: Fuck Off Joe
Burnt: Ban Joe
Burnt: Haha
Burnt: Banjo
by Big Boy Pants March 17, 2019
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Proverbial Banjo

1)A person suspected of sleeping with a close relative

2) a white trash person possibly dating their cousin
ol man jerry looks like he's playing the proverbial banjo with his wife Eunice, they look like they can be related.
by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023
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RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.
JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"
by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020
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banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.
We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.
by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022
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Banjo

The dark skin connecting the genitals and head of penis.
My roommate snapped his banjo, he’s in hospital for weeks.
by iloveryanfranklin May 5, 2018
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banjo kazooie

When you're strumming on a banjo while your cousin hums on your genitals.
"After NASCAR even, cousin Debby gave me the ole banjo kazooie as a thanks for taking her"
by DK Kaytan April 25, 2024
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