banjo kazooie

When you're strumming on a banjo while your cousin hums on your genitals.

"After NASCAR even, cousin Debby gave me the ole banjo kazooie as a thanks for taking her"

by DK Kaytan April 25, 2024

BANJO

BANJO IS A SADBOY. HE IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR LOVE EVERYWHERE BUT NO LUCK. #HANAPBEBE

Uy si Banjo iba nanaman babae.

by anonymous_00000 June 8, 2021

swinging banjo

When a cat grabs onto a man's testicles and swings there until detached with significant effort.

That cat got me the other night. It made a right swinging banjo out of me.

by Lostcloud January 14, 2017

Banjo

A fucking sick cunt that (unlike Adnan) has a huge fucking cock and penetrates your girl every night

Fucking he’ll banjo such a fucking sick cunt

by chese string November 17, 2020

Aggressive Banjo

Someone playing the banjo like you would a metal guitar, and it also sounds just like a metal guitar as well.

Hayden Was Playing Some Aggressive Banjo At The Party Last Night.

by Toasty Toaster January 17, 2021

RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.

We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.

by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022