by DuduRevolution May 27, 2021
Get the Balduin mug.When a person makes a false statement or direct order followed by the words “The Commanding Officer” and it is believed by the person being told.
Examples of being baldwinded- This work needed to be done yesterday, the commanding officer told me. They aren’t very happy about this, the commanding officer said to me.
by ccsoups May 1, 2019
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1. To avoid taking personal responsibility by claiming that your errors were inevitable.
2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.
Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.
Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
"We need to create a more robust welfare program to protect the children of single mothers like me from falling into the hood life" baldwinized Mr. Williamson upon his parole hearing, having earned his PhD. in Education and African Studies while serving a 25 year sentence for triple homicide. (He begins his tenure as a professor of Ethics at the Nebraska Coastal University on Tuesday.)
"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
by barry b November 1, 2021
Get the baldwinize mug.The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.
I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.
by MidwestMegaDan November 15, 2021
Get the Baldwining mug.The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .
I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .
by Road1nner April 6, 2024
Get the Alec Baldwinned mug.'baldwieped' is the term used when someone comes to visit you and leaves a trail of destruction around your house.
NB. The destruction can range from a simple case of crumbs ground into your carpet, to kitchen items being used and left out. Quite regularly you will find that, following being 'baldwieped', items are not in the place that you left them.
Being 'baldwieped' can be avoided by removing the person from the house in the early stages of destruction, OR, if unable, rescinding the invite to your house at a later stage.
Above all costs avoid being 'baldwieped'. The cleaning process is quite regularly incredibly time consuming.
NB. The destruction can range from a simple case of crumbs ground into your carpet, to kitchen items being used and left out. Quite regularly you will find that, following being 'baldwieped', items are not in the place that you left them.
Being 'baldwieped' can be avoided by removing the person from the house in the early stages of destruction, OR, if unable, rescinding the invite to your house at a later stage.
Above all costs avoid being 'baldwieped'. The cleaning process is quite regularly incredibly time consuming.
Crumbs and cheese ground into the rug? Bottles and unwashed crockery? Wait... What are my tights doing hanging off the beam?! Dammit I've been 'baldwieped'!
by swippy_m June 13, 2010
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