Baldwieped 

'baldwieped' is the term used when someone comes to visit you and leaves a trail of destruction around your house.

NB. The destruction can range from a simple case of crumbs ground into your carpet, to kitchen items being used and left out. Quite regularly you will find that, following being 'baldwieped', items are not in the place that you left them.

Being 'baldwieped' can be avoided by removing the person from the house in the early stages of destruction, OR, if unable, rescinding the invite to your house at a later stage.

Above all costs avoid being 'baldwieped'. The cleaning process is quite regularly incredibly time consuming.

Crumbs and cheese ground into the rug? Bottles and unwashed crockery? Wait... What are my tights doing hanging off the beam?! Dammit I've been 'baldwieped'!

Baldwieped by swippy_m June 13, 2010

Alec Baldwined 

Hitting the person behind the camera with deadly force.

Damn, that guy filming just got Alec Baldwined.

Alec Baldwined by Leek M. Deek January 14, 2022

baldwinned 

The act of getting caught in a conversation for an hour regardless of your will to participate or level of interest

Paul ' Mike's been missing for ages '
Charlie ' Yeah, he must have gotten Baldwinned in the Warehouse'

baldwinned by dogs bolax September 22, 2014

Baldwinded 

When a person makes a false statement or direct order followed by the words “The Commanding Officer” and it is believed by the person being told.

Examples of being baldwinded- This work needed to be done yesterday, the commanding officer told me. They aren’t very happy about this, the commanding officer said to me.

Baldwinded by ccsoups May 1, 2019

Alec Baldwinned 

The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .

I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .

Alec Baldwinned by Road1nner April 6, 2024