LAD Ballin

When an older man engages in a playful tugging of a lad's balls.

Old man McCarthy sure did give Timmy a good LAD Ballin.

by abcdefg6879 May 13, 2008

newton balling

When three or more willing homosexuals are having simultaneous anal intercourse(like so - >>>). The furthermost partys testicles swing away gaining momentum, swings back and hits the middle partys testicles, but due to the fact that the middle partys testicles are still in contact with the foremost partys testicles, it does not move but releases the energy into the foremost parties testicles swinging them forward, thus giving the "newtons cradle" effect.

Keith: Hey, have you seen that video online? its got the record for the most downloads in a single hour.
George: Nah what is it?
Keith: Its a video of Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, Tom Cruise and Vin Diesel Newton Balling
George:WHAT THE F$#K!!

by testy365 July 2, 2009

Poké Ballin'

1)The act of "Balling" in the video game Pokémon.

2)Knowing a lot about Pokémon and being a prick about it.

Billy: Wow look at Chen over there! He sure is Poké Ballin' with his Dugtrio!

Chen: Actually it's a Dodrio, RETARD!

Jeff: Yeah Chen sure is Poké Ballin' today.

by darthlazlo October 9, 2010

Brown Balling

The act of farting whilst staring in anothers eyes.

Extreme brown balling may be achieved through getting close to someones face and staring at them until they awake. Then letting rip.

Man 1: She pissed me off, how can I get her back?
Man 2: Brown balling her. Its the only way!

by Queen of Ottershaw February 9, 2013

Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.

Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.

by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014

career balling

When you achieve the best you will ever do, the peak

ie. in a basketball game, or other sports

Person 1: Damn bro, he's swished 10 three pointers in a row!
Person 2: He's career balling!

by theman034 June 12, 2018

Jason Ballins

This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.

"you see the guy over their banging all the hot dudes? Total Jason Ballins move."

by JasonBallins January 24, 2019