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Dry Burrito

After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.
The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!
by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011
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secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.
That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.
by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021
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Smitty burrito

Commonly used in response to an inaccurate fact, fabricated statement or false narrative that is decisively full of shit. Smitty burrito became popular during Covid-19 period although started in the 1970s when a parent passed their childs soiled diaper off as wrapped burrito.
Covid 19 is a government conspiracy - response - Does that Smitty burrito come with hot sauce. The world is flat - response - Thanks for that stale Smitty burrito. Response to long narrative -- I don't know anyone that makes Smitty burritos like you or thanks for all those home-made Smitty burritos. You swallowed that Smitty burrito whole! A gullible person or far right or left group -- Smitty burrito appassionato(s).
by Paritybond February 6, 2022
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burrito mode

When all you want to do is roll up in your blanket like a burrito and relax.
I just took a shower and now I'm in burrito mode.
by Mkwanky January 5, 2020
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Burrito Party

The act of having homosexual conduct during or after band practice.
"Alex and I are having a BURRITO PARTY tonight."
by Not The David January 9, 2013
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Crushing Burritos

The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.
Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.
by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020
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Burrito Miscarriage

Whenever a burrito's contents spill out the bottom. Often times a tragic event and should be dealt with in somberness.
My wife had a "burrito miscarriage" during dinner a few nights ago. She is inconsolable.
by derpaholic November 21, 2010
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