After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.
by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011
Get the Dry Burritomug. noun
A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.
A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.
by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021
Get the secret burritomug. Commonly used in response to an inaccurate fact, fabricated statement or false narrative that is decisively full of shit. Smitty burrito became popular during Covid-19 period although started in the 1970s when a parent passed their childs soiled diaper off as wrapped burrito.
Covid 19 is a government conspiracy - response - Does that Smitty burrito come with hot sauce. The world is flat - response - Thanks for that stale Smitty burrito. Response to long narrative -- I don't know anyone that makes Smitty burritos like you or thanks for all those home-made Smitty burritos. You swallowed that Smitty burrito whole! A gullible person or far right or left group -- Smitty burrito appassionato(s).
by Paritybond February 6, 2022
Get the Smitty burritomug. by Mkwanky January 5, 2020
Get the burrito modemug. by Not The David January 9, 2013
Get the Burrito Partymug. The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.
by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020
Get the Crushing Burritosmug. Whenever a burrito's contents spill out the bottom. Often times a tragic event and should be dealt with in somberness.
by derpaholic November 21, 2010
Get the Burrito Miscarriagemug.