Brandyne

male. A sweet, humorous, yet mysterious person. Will often crack jokes. Makes people smile and sometimes laugh until cry. Unique and funny. Excels in math and english classes. Also very caring, but be careful not to offend, there is a pissy side to all brandynes. Extremely tall and is very athletic and can beat most at tennis.

"Did you see Brandyne today?"

"Yeah, hes so cool!"

"i knowww. I wish I was Brandyne."

by Jurrassic March 2, 2010

Blander

Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).

That girl was rubbing up on my blander.

I haven't been blandered in three weeks.

by blandersong January 10, 2009

Bandy

A variation of the commonly recognized hand job or handy in which the bandee inverts their hand from a fore grip to a back handed grip. This style offers the recipient maximum erectile attention especially in confined spaces such as cars or airplane seats as the back and forth motion is significantly more ergonomic for the person offering the bandy.

Unable to attain enough range on the hand job for maximum affect my wife switched up to the bandy style and it work great.

by Crap dick 2 March 2, 2016

Blandzing

The act of making a Blanus.

I asked Jamie how she felt about blandzing, and if she'd ever let me do it to her.

by Atrex December 19, 2005

Blanderize

The act of converting a highly flavoursome or spicy dish of african/asian/etc origin, to a bland, dull and less spicy-flavoured version. This consequently makes it suitable for consumption by mainstream english-speaking people who have conservative food tastes. This can also be applied to bland/dull dishes created in the western world but attributed to foreign origins.

The famous curry-influenced cuisine of India was blanderized by the introduction of spiceless packet curry mixes to the shelves of a local supermarket.

Chow mein is a recently created meal of the 20th century, comprising of generic meat, vegetables and spices. It is often attributed to china, but has more local american origins.

by polyhistor May 5, 2009

blandnuga

The term for a boring friend, a buddy with no personality

D was trying to mack with those fly honies with no sucess, he is such a blandnuga.

That homie blandmuga is so lame, he gots no game.

by Gunkspiff February 5, 2010

Bandy slander

The act of insulting an entire group for independent statements made by a single member of that group. Often the modus operandi of internet forum trolls.

Named "bandy slander" as the individual often dishes out his or her accusations with a very carefree, couldn't-give-a-damn-about-any-of-you attitude.

Him? He attacks everyone with bandy slander.

by StickEmToEm May 4, 2010