Bird

A transgender bisexuality robot controlled by the government

Guy : look at that bird
Girl : dude thats a drone from the government stupid!!

by Birdsss February 5, 2019

The Birds

Meaning to catch instant feelings for someone unexpectedly. When an individual catches "The Birds", he or she may be very confused as to why they caught feelings but go along with them.

"Hey man I think Brendan has the birds for that Hannah chick."
"Yeah I know, he's been texting her every day for a week now after that party."

Brendan caught the birds.

by thegoobs21 March 29, 2015

Birded

the act of becoming romantically involved with a bird (subjectively attractive woman). This can be in the acute (e.g. one-night-stand, flicking the bean on the dance floor at an ugly sweater party) or chronic (long term GF) sense.

Ernesto was widely regarded as a smooth operator with the ladies. The guy could get birded at a convent.

Felipe got heavily birded in his first year of college and has been madly in love with his soul-mate ever since

by EADS1234 February 22, 2011

bird

a pussy, punk male

Man this bird nigga tried to get tough last night

by Redrum December 8, 2002

the bird

The act of shitting on a girls mouth, then shaping it into a beak on each lip with your penis, and then spread your nutsack across her face (like wings). then possibly resting your testicles in the girls mouth while stretching your scrotal skin, tell her to scream, lift up your sack and put it in quickly so it sounds like a bird cawing.

Dude, your mom does the best noises when i give her the bird.

by Birdgiver October 3, 2009

Bird

a black person like a black bird

That fucking bird just robbed me!

by amcbull November 12, 2009

birds

People who are addicted to cocaine.

I answer my phone, I hear these birds chirpin.

by NatureLover111 October 11, 2006