bus bandit

A person who likes to masturbate in public, particularly on buses. They are usually creeps and may be a sex offender.

you know that guy that got caught masturbating on the bus? he's gonna be a bus bandit when he grows up!

by dashneo and wario kong June 5, 2011

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marmite bandit

A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway

"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"

by Samuel Wilson June 16, 2004

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Ram Bandit

One who wears a mask while ramming one of the same gender from behind.

James:"WOW, that guy is going to jail!?"
Tom:"Yeah,he'll be the victim of a Ram Bandit."

by James Riley June 11, 2005

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Blanket Bandit

The act of stealing the blankets from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving them cold and helpless.

"Blanket Bandit!" proceed to pull the covers back to you.

by Mat Kelly March 1, 2007

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A penis bandit is someone who strikes with dicks when no one is around. There is a fine distinction between one who will draw penises for pleasure and one who sets a greater purpose to each shlong he draws. The more crafty and devious penis bandit is a person unbeknownst to the victim. The more mischevious penis bandit will strike psychological fear into the mind of his victim. There is often times a greater purpose to each shlong sent to the victim. The true craft of a penis bandit is unknown until s/he chooses to reveal their intentions.

Ross: Who's drawing all these elaborate penises?
Bundas: It's the penis bandit!! They drew a catfish penis! What the fuck!
Mike: Yo, that's meth!
Tyler: I wonder who it could be guys??
Dave: Bet it's that Trinni I live with!

by The Penis Bandit (Winters) March 25, 2010

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