Baha'u'llah was the founder of the Baha'i Faith in the 19th century in Persia. Keeping with the trend of making up philosophies to control people's lives, Baha'u'llah is portrayed as a perfect, divine being who is the only one to apparently understand God.
Suffering from Persian egotism and butt hurt about all of the Western Imperialism going on the in the area, he went about creating an ideology that would ensure Persian dominance over the land.
Now everyone that is a Baha'i talks about how Baha'u'llah was the greatest thing ever, and that anything about unity of the human race, being nice, etc is because he said something about it.
Basically he was a philosopher that wanted everyone to be like the Persians and not have any fun.
Suffering from Persian egotism and butt hurt about all of the Western Imperialism going on the in the area, he went about creating an ideology that would ensure Persian dominance over the land.
Now everyone that is a Baha'i talks about how Baha'u'llah was the greatest thing ever, and that anything about unity of the human race, being nice, etc is because he said something about it.
Basically he was a philosopher that wanted everyone to be like the Persians and not have any fun.
"Have you heard about Baha'u'llah, the manifestation of God?" asks the hippie.
"Please stop Baha'i Jacking every conversation I have with you." says Bob.
"Please stop Baha'i Jacking every conversation I have with you." says Bob.
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Baha'i Jacking occurs when engaged in normal conversation, somewhere the other person brings up the Baha'i Faith, Baha'u'llah, or something about world unity.
They will do this in everyday conversation with strangers in hopes of teaching them about their obscure, dying religion. Baha'is are taught to lay traps in conversations which give them an excuse to bring up what they really want to talk about. This may range from anything.
To protect yourself from Baha'i Jacking, just ignore them unless actually interested. If interested, make sure you actually research it.
They will do this in everyday conversation with strangers in hopes of teaching them about their obscure, dying religion. Baha'is are taught to lay traps in conversations which give them an excuse to bring up what they really want to talk about. This may range from anything.
To protect yourself from Baha'i Jacking, just ignore them unless actually interested. If interested, make sure you actually research it.
Bob: Yesterday, I was just simply having a conversation with my neighbor and he mentioned the Baha'i Faith.
Sally: What happened?
Bob: I told him to stop Baha'i Jacking and that it was really proselytizing... something Baha'is aren't supposed to do. I was offended.
Sally: What happened?
Bob: I told him to stop Baha'i Jacking and that it was really proselytizing... something Baha'is aren't supposed to do. I was offended.
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