alaskian snowbeast

The act of a male punching a female/male in the throat after receiving oral sex. This causes the semen to shoot out of the victim's nose in such a way that makes them look like a yetti.

Last night I gave Jane the old "Alaskian Snowbeast", now we are not on speaking terms, the woman has no sense of humor.

by Matt Dizzle November 10, 2006

alaskan wipe

when a young alaskan has to excreate feces in the middle of the snow with nothing to cleanse his rectum with but a snowy handfull to wipe with

this moring jillo was out smoking a stog when a massive shit came apon him and he had to use the alaskan wipe to make up for the toliet paper loss

by mike jillo February 25, 2008

Alaska

The state everyone else comes to or is benifited from because it has the richest resources in the Union. It is also way bigger than Texas. Alaska is to Andre the Giant as Texas is to Pee Wee Hermans bung hole.

Jethro: 'Im going to Alaska to fish'.

Habib: 'I am going to Alaska to work on the cruise ship.'

Chan: 'I am going to Alaska to start a successful business'.

Janet: 'I am going to Alaska to work in the gold, copper, zinc, coal and granite mines'.

Shaquanda: 'I am going to work in Alaska and make 120K a year as a housekeeper on the N.Slope'.

Texan: 'I am going to stay in Texas, Alaska is bigger than me......2 1/2 times bigger, and i am scared.'

Texan 2: "I am going to stay in Houston cauls' that Alaska money shur is nice hur, ya hur."

Politician in DC: "I would love to get my hands on some of that Alaska money."

Igloo: "No one lives in me you dipshit."

Beer: "There is alot of me here, friend."

Yuppie: "Oh, it is a delight here, fabulous native culture."

Alaskan: "You are a bitch made Yuppie, do you pluck your eyebrows? WTF? You must be from Maryland."

Lower 48ter: "This place is Amazing!"

Alaskan: "I tried to be all coy and humble, but when you saw it you blushed...I told you 2 and half bigger than yours."

Texan: "But i am trapped in a womans body".

by akseerkris February 11, 2010

Alaska airlines

The only international airline where you are bound to see someone you know on the flight as long as you are actually flying in or out of Alaska, so you always have someone to talk too.

"I was flying out of anchorage on Alaska Airlines and i was like 3 people i know, it was a total party."

"I love Alaska Airlines"

by Stoner the Mouse November 13, 2009

Alaskan Pulley

When one person comes up behind another, grabs their balls, and pulls them up into their butt crack.

Jim walked up behind Joe. Jim reached down, grabbed Joe's balls, and yanked them up between his butt cheeks. "Haha, I got you in an alaskan pulley!"

by CVHSKooKids November 8, 2011

Alaskan Bushfire

The act where a man covers his penis in hand sanitizer and then ignites it. A woman then farts on the penis causing his pubic hair to catch flame, like an Alaskan Bushfire

Jared lost his pubes when Nicole gave him an Alaskan Bushfire.

by Firenuts October 3, 2014

Alaska

Cold.

Alaska is cold.

by Urban Steve March 7, 2019