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asperger's syndrome

A syndrome which as it's causes and ouputs questioned by many if it is a syndrome not too that those people know nothing of psychology and medicine.

It is a fact that all asperger's miss a certain type of protein in their blood so it can't be a subjective matter, it is indeed caused by the 'disfunction' of something.

Of course you have all kinds of asperger's even some that can function in a normal invironment and claim the decease is not understood and that they are misintepreted and wronged. Erm well.. 50 years ago I wouldn't have been an asperger, my reluctance to make eyecontact or my agression towards people that don't use SI units would have just been beaten out of me, and because that wouldn't work I would've been marked as stubborn. Now I'm getting extra (money costing) help by the goverment to guide me in my life so shut the frogpie up that asperger's isn't understoot, that's nonsense. Of course on the other hand you have the people that fail too see that it is in fact a disorder caused by a genetic imperfection that alters the way the mind of the specimen works.

It is not the case that it are character traits everyone has, that's how it would apear to someone unfamilair with psychology, asperger's have totally different motivations. For instance some won't like being touched, not because they don't like the person but because they are oversensity to stimulus and a shock goes through their entire body when they are touched, others will defend themselves when they are neared in a way that would seem as if they don't like the person nearing them while really the see it as if the person is trying to attack them.
As early as 2 years old they noticed I couldn't make normal contact, at 4 year old it was shown that my intellect was unusually high, at 6 years old I was heavely depressed at school and frustrated and affraid of the children around me without realising that myself. At 8 years old I was put into and institute which labled me an asperger's syndromer, now, seventeen years old with antipsychotics medication I can to somewhat of an extend have friendships although they aren't really healthy because I'm always paranoid about the intentions of my friends though I try to ignore that. Eventually I'll study physics.

(Really happened)
by Amar van Leeuwaarde January 8, 2006
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euphemism for an idiot, brainless tit, moron, mentally challenged, clueless...yeah you get the idea
My boss asked me what I thought of him and so I told him I thought he was an apperfant
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Aspergian Spectral Range

1.) Were the Autistic Spectrum a standard mathematic number line the Aspergian Spectral Range would be a set of values falling between neurotypicality and the full blown locked mindedness of Autism.

2.) A mysterious land inhabited by eccentric cognitive unicorns.
Known for their heightened intelligence and well written ways, their unusual quirks and qualities could not be overlooked. These are the tales of the autistically enhanced tibal folk hailing from the mysterious land known as the Aspergian Spectral Range.
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Aspergers

A label given to absolute fuckwits who like to be rude, annoying, disrespectful and just pure arse holes - because it is a part of their 'condition'.

refuse to take reaponsibilty for their actions due to having 'a condition'.
Person with condition says something totally rude, bang out of order.

Other person says 'you can't say things like that to people buddy, it's just not right....'
Person with condition 'ahh it's ok, I have aspergers. It's not my fault....'
FUCK OFF!!!
by Fizzy bubble fart juice March 23, 2016
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Aperture

A gaping orifice of uncomprehensible dimensions.
"What's that noise? It sounds like someone hosing down the pavement."

"It's Misty having a piss."

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