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Anonymous Browser

There exists a type of customer that is a Sunday shop workers worst nightmare, they frequent smaller or independent one person shops and exists soley to deny the worker a lunch break by not leaving.

You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.

Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
I've been here for 5 hours now and I had a late finish last night, I'm dying of hunger...why can't that anonymous browser go away so I can go and eat?!
by SerRantsaLot November 18, 2012
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Anonymous Hitler

One of the worst people on the internet, hiding behind a happy exterior, or thick candy shell or something else delicious, but turns out to be Satan when exposed to the Anonymous confines of the Internet.
Jerry becomes such an Anonymous Hitler on the internet.
by WaffleMinifigure August 26, 2013
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Anonymous

omg look at anonymous he looks fine
by aublya October 16, 2021
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Anonymations

If uhggh the word anonymous was like, emenymrrmt like, animated ig?

He looks a little gay but, whatever makes my princess happy 😍😍
Anonymations is errmmmm, very silly borgor boy
by Glumbert November 30, 2023
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Anonymous

I'm not anonymous.... You just didn't ask... Wait... Did I do this one already? No? Shit.... Do you get it least? Do you.... Do you get the joke? Nah... You don't get it...
Hym "My question is: If I was having such a substantial and negative impact, why didn't you ask? Huh? A priori assumption that I would lie? Then again I defined my name... So, not really anonymous. At the same time, you dumb motherfuckers don't really need to know who I am. Ya'll are crazy as shit. Crazy and dumb. Solipsistic narcissists, all of you. I'm sure I've said this all before but in case I haven't... Yeah... That... You filth pigs are nuts! If I had created you I would have surrounded you in an infinitely expanding mesh of space-time too! Look at yourself! Absolutely bonkers. And how do I know? Cus you're reading this. It's been like 7 years you freak! Why are you still here? I mean, I forced you to do it (at first) but now you're doing it cus you like it you slut!"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2023
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Slackers Anonymous

a group of people who instead of participating in the game, sit on the bench and remain there for the most part of the game until all of the good players are tired.

see: benchwarmers
Now that the seniors graduated, the Slackers Anonymous may die away if more people don't start slacking!
by ;alksjdfasd June 3, 2009
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anonymous

The most retarded name for a group of posers. Every teenage kid in his moms basement hiding behind his hoodie wants to be a member of, the stupidest virgins wearing a fucking mask or you could see their nerd face.
"Anonymous or else girls could see me"
by Dixie's finest February 22, 2023
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