analphabetic shock

Linguistical tongue tied while in a state of hysteria or mental paralysis caused by substance or stress.

"Twong twied" is an example of analphabetic shock.

by dan nm August 15, 2007

The alphabet mafia

The coolest people to ever exist

John : hey their apart of the alphabet mafia there very cool everyone : I have skinned your family and ate their flesh

by Apersonthatexistinreality May 24, 2021

Alphabet Group

Term used by bigots to refer to ye LBGT community.

Bigot: “Grrr, them alphabet group people are teaching our children to be gay!”

Any half-decent person: “Woah, stay away from this person.”

by Spicyspectrum November 7, 2021

Alphabet

the fucking alphabet is the letters in a word.

get a life and stop wasiting your time learning about the alphabet fucking hell god dam

by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

alphabetarded

Retarded in the art of alphabetizing.

Yo Jeff, will you sort my movies for me cuz I'm all sorts of alphabetarded.

by bigoleBEEMer December 9, 2008

Alphabetics

n. 1. The science of representing spoken sounds by letters.

n. 2. Commentary on modern people, places, groups, and events based on the alphabetical arrangement of words and the numbers associated with the alphabetical sequence of Biblical words.

Word 4545 in the Old Testatment Hebrew lexicon means "web". The very next word, 4546 means "highway". According to alphabetics, these two neighboring words foretell the "web highway".

Word 4150 in the Old Testament lexicon include the meanings: "Place of assembly," "tabernacle," "temple," "seat of the prophets," "an appointed sign," "the vision belongs to a time." By paying attention to the alphabetics, we note with interest that 84150 are the last four digits of the zip code of the Mormon Headquarters in Salt Lake City, Utah.

by sterlingda May 30, 2009

Alphabeticalistic

When you put words alphabetically in a list form fashion

I wrote down all the hoes I used to see and I had to make sure it was alphabeticalistic

by S.K_37 May 31, 2023