alabama sundae

Putting Ben & Jerry's Pistachio ice cream into someone's gaping butthole then licking it all clean.

Grandma's giving me an Alabama Sundae later...

by Kakseo October 01, 2017

Alabama tuxedo

When someone dresses in public from head to toe in camouflage clothing.

"Wow, every person at this Piggly Wiggly is wearing an Alabama tuxedo."

by The Big C 787 January 13, 2014

Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.

"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"

by WUADAXSP November 21, 2017

Alabama Bootstraps

The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.

I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.

by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020

Alabama Sunrise

When you shoot your load over the valley of your sister's tits, and it lands on her face.

Example 1:
Sister: "Are you close? Pa and Ma will be back to the trailer real soon!"

Brother: "Ah get ready, I'm about to give you an Alabama sunrise!"

Example 2:
Friend: "Gary's sister is so hot. have you seen her?"
Friend 2: " Oh yeah. If I was her brother, I'd give her an Alabama sunrise'

by AnalBleeder69 August 09, 2022

alabama donut

Taking a dump in your inner tube while floating effortlessly down a lazy river and screaming Roll Tide Roll!

Uhhh, I knew I should have waited 45 minutes before jumping in this lazy river after eating a slew of Taco Bell cheesy beefy burritos. Now Ive got to float around in this Alabama Donut all summers day long. 🐘💩🍩

by Alabama Donut February 07, 2015

Alabama Waterbowl

Take ones nutsack skin and pull it out to form a bowl, fill with beer, and now your buddy can now lick it out like a dog in a bowl!

Sean came over last night and wanted some beer but I only had one left so I gave him some in the Alabama Waterbowl.

by Big Poppa BBQ January 14, 2022