adida

When someone throws a shoe at a performer at a concert. When grandma throws her shoe at you for misbehaving.

During his live performance someone threw a shoe at DaBaby and he yelled “Who threw that busted ass adida”.

I was making too much noise in the family room and all of the sudden BAM! Grandma hits me with an Adida!!

by Sambiase July 27, 2022

Aidan Hart

Aidan Hart is an absolute beast of man. He can blind you just by taking off his shirt. However, Aidan can't seem to get a girlfriend, so he settles with simping for girls who only see him as a friend.

Bob: Have you seen Aidan Hart around lately?
Kevin: Yes, he stole my limbs yesterday.
Bob: Oh no, that's terrible!
Kevin: *dies of massive blood loss*

by GargamelSmurfKiller February 7, 2023

Aidan

A sad excuse for a man, typically a virgin. An "Aidan" is someone who typically gets bad haircuts and is often rejected by women (inevitably turning them lesbian). An "Aidan" also tends to focus on one thing and one thing only: the gym. Because of his sole obsession, over-bearing odor, and his resting bitch face, an "Aidan" has negative rizz. Let it be known that no man can be as dead-beat as an "Aidan"

Today I forgot to take my depression meds, and I was acting like a total Aidan.

by TheGimpler May 14, 2023

gentle agitation

Gently giving yourself a tug before full blown capitulation.

Shannon was alone on Sunday night so he started giving himself a bit of gentle agitation.

by laserpride March 10, 2020

Dirty Aidan

The dirty Aidan is when the female gives you head whilst you fight the ender dragon in Minecraft. If you kill the ender dragon before the female has finished she must finish giving you your blowjob then must remain unclothed apart from goggly eyes on the nips until she cooks you a full english. simulary if she finishes before you killed the ender dragon you have to do the same but you have the goggly eyes on your balls.

John: Did you get up to much with Hanna last night?
Thomas: yh we did the dirty Aidan!

by B0yFr0mTheH00d March 12, 2021

pulling an aidan

Going on Xbox for the soul purpose of watching YouTube and not talking to anyone. Similar to pulling an Ironryan

Brock: is grier watching YouTube again? Ryan: yeah he’s pulling an Aidan

by I AM BROCK!!! July 11, 2018

Pulling an Aidan

When a guy tells a girl what days he’s free, only to leave her on read when she tells him which of those days work for her

Rick was pulling an Aidan on Clara last week after she asked him to get coffee with her only to be left on read when she told him Friday worked for her

by Yuckypanda February 28, 2021