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Aidan Hart

Aidan Hart is an absolute beast of man. He can blind you just by taking off his shirt. However, Aidan can't seem to get a girlfriend, so he settles with simping for girls who only see him as a friend.

Bob: Have you seen Aidan Hart around lately?
Kevin: Yes, he stole my limbs yesterday.
Bob: Oh no, that's terrible!
Kevin: *dies of massive blood loss*

by GargamelSmurfKiller February 7, 2023