double agent 

This is the shit you thought was a fart, but when you decided to go for it, you let out a colossal shit that rattled the earth.

Fuck, I thought I had to fart, but it turns out I have met a double agent.

double agent by DickMan69 September 11, 2013

Change Agent 

Describes someone or something that brings about, or helps to bring about, change. Can also be referred to as a Catalyst.

I am a "change agent"... I help to bring about change.

Change Agent by ANTWONDAVIS.COM July 6, 2008

Double Agent 

a secret bisexual

I saw Mike kissing Lia yesterday, but today he's kissing Dylan, I think he's a double agent.

Double Agent by SwaggyM34 January 1, 2015

Store Security Agent 

1. The personification of absolute divine* retribution.

*Superhuman; godlike.

2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.

3. Regulators,regulated.

4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.

latin: absolutus talio-onis

1. Did you see that store security agent tackle that can goblin?


2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.

Store Security Agent by THE DCT November 10, 2004

real estate agent 

A person who makes a profit off selling other people's property and filling out paperwork. See shiester.

"After the nuclear war, the only creatures left were cockroaches and real estate agents."

real estate agent by Isabel J. November 11, 2005

government agent 

"I'm a government agent" means "I recieve financial aid such as disability, unemployment, etc, from the government".

Mike and Jeff are "government agents". Their "mission" this week is to investigate the coastline for any interesting persons and/or activites.

government agent by Jack Hoffa, CIA void work June 17, 2009

Travel Agent

Drug dealer who specializes in psychedelics.

I want to trip, but need to go see my travel agent first.

Travel Agent by Flik off December 15, 2018