Adam

Adam is a sick fuck. Who is into little girls. Adam likes to boast about his penis size though most Adams have a tiny penis. Adam thinks he is funny but is actually hella annoying. Adam loves booty.

He has a micro penis
Must be Adam

by Hahayaboy September 3, 2019

Adam

The villain of SK8 the infinity. Also known as Ainosuke Shindo. He is a piece of shit dude who hit our boi Cherry with his ugly ass skateboard. Normalize blaming all your problems on Adam and Adam Apologists.

You: I hate Adam for hitting Cherry with his skateboard!
Me: As u should tho.

by Kuroo.Luv.Bot March 12, 2021

Adam

Sucks cock like a pro trash at clash royale and had a his teeth fucked cuz he was gaging to hard on a big ass dick

I don’t wanna be an Adam

by That one arab March 16, 2020

Adam

A sweet, funny, attractive and kind-hearted guy. Although you're not lucky enough to be his girlfriend, you still appreciate his awesomeness.

Boyfriend: "I love you, babe."
Girlfriend: "Aw, I love you too! You're such an Adam."
Boyfriend: "That's so kind of you!"

by SwagPotatoXD January 10, 2015

Adam

Adam is probably the name of your super funny, super intelligent and unique friend. Most of the time adam spends is making others smile and laugh. Adam can also find too much stress as a problem sometimes and needs protecting. If you know an adam, you are more then aware that he is outgoing, vibrant and definitely one of the kindest people you’ll meet. It is not hard for Adam to see someone he may find attractive but it is rare for Adam to have a crush for someone, anyone lucky enough should seize the opportunity .

You’re so kind, lovely, sweet and good looking . You must be called Adam.

by Ninjaw1zard December 8, 2017

Adam

The most fucking faggot of the faggots in the entire universe. He fucks his mother and pig every day and afterward always posts Alabama posts. He is the admin of Alabama page. He drinks his cum. He is so fucking fat that when he sits on Big Ben, he thinks it's just a mattress. He jerks off to his grandma. His best roast is Alabama 100.

Arsen: Hey Adam, my mom was just released from the hospital.
Adam: Alabama 100.
Arsen: Shut the fuck up you Fortnite Gameplayer Supersuccer.
Adam: eats his grandfather's dick and dies

by Anonymous Luntik May 6, 2019

Adam

if you meet an adam, keep him. you will discover that he is outrageously talented, smart, amazing, funny and very handsome. he’s very quiet but has a beautiful smile. his smile and his eyes express more then his actions and his words. this boy is someone who will make your hard days so better with his humor. he’s a keeper.

“oh that guy looks so bitchy”
“no that’s adam, tf?”

by kay <33 April 7, 2023