up the ass

the best form of batty sex

serge was poundin on his boy friends ass

by jon July 21, 2003

Drive up the ass

To tape a Hot Wheels car to your dick and have anal sex.

She said she was on the rag right after I had a Happy Meal, so I took that car, strapped it down and took a drive up the ass.

by Wally Banger October 30, 2008

Taking it up the ass

To take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack a sense of sarcasm.

butt hurt a total myra

I was only joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?

by Jonathan Harris February 27, 2005

private up the ass

Having a Facebook profile in which the privacy settings are as strict as they can be. Users cannot search you, see your display picture, send you a message, send you a friend request, view your photos or videos, or see your relationship status, even if it is with one of their friends.

The setting is so private, two users with their profiles set this way cannot even become friends without one temporarily lowering their privacy settings.

"I saw Alex tagged in some photos awhile back. I hadn't talked to her in years, and I was going to add her so we could touch base, but she's private up the ass so I can't even send her a message!"

by ZakTheDJ April 8, 2009

scare up some ass

To go trolling for sex, usualy on the internet or people you never talk to on the contact list on your phone.

"Man, I am so horney, I need to go scare up some ass!"

by Mr. Fahrenheit January 9, 2008

crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.

Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"

by lyndal June 21, 2007

pack sand up my ass

When one tells a story or states opinions with a series of lies that they are trying to pass off as truth.

At her speech last night, Sarah Palin did little more than try to pack sand up my ass.

by Waxbro May 3, 2016