Appalachian Dam

When you finish in a girl’s anus and hold cum in until it boosts out of the side.

Person 1:Your girlfriend sure looks tired

Person 2: Yep, she hasn’t been able to walk correctly since I gave her the Appalachian Dam.

by CaptainSivDad October 18, 2019

Hiking the Appalachian

Code for having an affair.

In the case of a Republican, more often than not it'll be a same-sex affair.

I hold a high-stress political job and my wife refuses to give head. I guess I'll have to go hiking the Appalachian when the current legislative session is over.

by Dr. Zoid Johnberg June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachians

Code for cheating on your spouse, significant other.

"If anyone needs me, I'll be hiking the Appalachians." -Gov. Mark Sanford

Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.

by Bert-Bert June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.

I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.

by Abolish the Fed June 24, 2009

appearancely challenged

a nicer word for ugly.

"Dude, she's ugly."

"Don't be mean! She's appearancely challenged."

by loverrrrrrrrrr February 13, 2010

appease your need

when you do what you gotta do

'its ok man hes just appeasin his need'
'damn like you gotta appease your need bro'

by st christian the gizmo December 6, 2011

bound to appear

Likely to make an appearance

My buddy is bound to appear on messenger any minute now.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008