abanas

the gunky jam in between monkey toes. its really gross and in like old fat men its in their toes too :P

OMG HOMIE! the abanas in that monkey were nasty.
Almost as bad as my dad!!!

by lisa9889 June 26, 2008

alana leduc

Your guide on how to laugh loud in 3 million different ways.

Alana Leduc - Your guide on how to laugh loud in 3 million different ways.

by Temeni November 6, 2013

Alanas

Alanas is a Lithuanian, male name, which in English would translate to Alan or Allen. The meaning behind the name is righteous, loyal or good looking. The name is originally from Central Asia but has been adopted majorily by the Lithuanian community.

I met a Lithuanian tourist, his name is Alanas.

by Asku May 11, 2018

almanac

The Book with all the Information..... and no it isn't a black book.. that isn't the main PHONE BOOK EITHER KATIE HOUFF

" didn't konw there was an Almanac?" Katie Houff

by CaptainCrunch April 4, 2003

Farmer's Almanac

Coming in a girl and then shitting in her vag, thus fertilizing your seed.

After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"

by steve ryans October 4, 2009

Alana

Alana is an anti-social girl with little to no friends. Although, she can get any guy she wants as long as she puts her mind to it. Once you get to know her she is kind and loving and a little suicidal.

Person 1: Hey did you see Alana over there?
Person 2: Who?

by ElyssiaTheGreat April 27, 2017

Alana

an epically cool person who everyone loves soooooooo much. She is super Christian and always calls herself a Jesus freak even though some of the idiots in her grade think it's weird. She likes to be alone and gets sick of people sometimes but has a million friends anyway who come to her for EVERYTHING which actually gets quite annoying sometimes because she's super smart but she doesn't actually know EVERYTHING. OH and she luvs Nora because Nora is awesome and just like her :)

Hay, see her?

Yeah...

"That's my BESTIE Alana!

I thought I was her bestie...

YAYA! WE BOTH ARE!!! :D :D :D :D

You're all wrong... Nora is her bestie...

Nora Alana amazing jesus freak smartie

by I am not a mormon June 24, 2011