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Albino Stalker

term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.
Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?
by AEMan1234 June 28, 2010
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albino buffalo

the most badass guy every in the history of the world
oh man that ALBINO BUFFALO is such a bad ass crazy cool
by albino buffalo October 23, 2008
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albino nosebleed

when a girl has semen dripping out of her nose after a male ejaculates in her nostrils.
after sex, mary had to get a paper towel to clean up her albino nosebleed.
by skeeton45 May 29, 2013
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Albino Raccoon Mask

When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.
Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.
by jimmy tard January 30, 2014
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albino twig

A person who is very thin and very pale. Usually tall and white.
Omg Ethan you are an albino twig!
by Kathy14 February 4, 2017
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Albino rat

Often goes by the name harleigh and is always blonde. Usually looks like a "skator boy", yes even with make up. Often weres there hair in TIGHT pony tail.
Look at that albino rat. I think its name is harleigh
by Ponytail blonde November 26, 2018
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albino butter tooth

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.
"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".
by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017
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