Adolf Hitler Leader of Nazis

The guy who is allergic to nuts but still bothers and risks stealing your "Nutella". He also killed millions of Jews and started wars... P.S. You could of just searched up Adolf Hitler....

Adolf Hitler leader of Nazis always steals John's "Nutella" because he has the most.

by gnarlybra101 September 28, 2014

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Everyone should get turned on by watching him smear ketchup on his ass and putting that on his sexy mustache, unless ur fucking weird. His dick was 69 inches. I mean srsly imagine him banging u from behind with his 69 inch dick. All the jews that died in WW2 actually died because Hitler was to sexy for them to take. He also is an absolute war hero. He ended WW2 by killing the man who started it. An absolute sexy hero.

History teacher: Who was Adolf Hitler?

Kid: Adolf Hitler is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Everyone should get turned on by watching him smear ketchup on his ass and putting that on his sexy mustache, unless ur fucking weird. His dick was 69 inches. I mean srsly imagine him banging u from behind with his 69 inch dick. All the jews that died in WW2 actually died because Hitler was to sexy for them to take. He also is an absolute war hero. He ended WW2 by killing the man who started it. An absolute sexy hero.

History Teacher: That is correct! Today students we are gonna take a look at his sexy, 69 inch dick. We are also gonna honor that absolute sexy war hero.

by Adolf Shitler reltihS flodA October 17, 2019

Adolfizer

The living, breathing reincarnation of Adolf Hitler himself. He loves neo-nazis and hates the jews. He's a slightly autistic, anger inducing mad man who likes anal sex. If he had to choose between sex with a girl and a dog, he'd make the girl watch him fuck the dog.

Hey mike, is that Adolfizer nick yelling and playing smite? What a lunatic!

by ceasarslice September 12, 2016

Adolf Hitler

Adolf was an amazing politician who suffered from schizophrenia and because of this and him being Fuhrer he became paranoid and with the push of the Third Reich controlled Nazi leaders he started a destructive campaign against those who believed on opposing ideals then him. After these events of him being corrupted took place he went on killing the disabled, black, mentally-ill, and as most people manly think the Jews. (Even though it started against the POLISH AND MUSLIMS) He is thought to have personally hated the Jews.

American Idiot: You are a nazi piece of Adolf worshiping shit!
German Guy: Want to know what pisses me off?
American Idiot: That your most famous leader was evil?
German Guy: No! It's people like you who are fucking stupid pieces of unintelligent racist dumb asses who believe the bullshit that other dumb asses pull out of their ass, because Adolf Hitler was an amazing politician that actually did what he promised. Sadly, not the way he promised to do it.

by DaStrategicWolf December 31, 2017

Adolf Hitler

Leader of the Third Reich. Military dictator of Nazi Germany, but not actually German.

Was beaten by his Austrian father as a child.

Dude, did you hear? Adolf Hitler invaded Poland!

by Captain Alex of UgandaAirForce February 19, 2018

Adolf Hitler

A guy with a majestic mustache. Known for hatered of Jews, although his mom was a Jew.

Dude: "I HATE JEWS!!!!!"
Dude 2: "ur such an adolf hitler
Dude: dafuq?

by ;P ipottasium ;p November 13, 2014

to adolf

To chew on a poison pill and shoot oneself in the head at the same time.

lol Hitler adolfed himself r8 bad! Would you be so kind to adolf yourself, pls?

by Arschgefickter Hurensohn April 19, 2012