The Holy List

The list of the most holy people of all, #1 God, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Jesus, #4 Will Smith, #5 Tom Hanks

Man asks other man "Why is Chuck Norris second on the Holy List?"
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."

by That Guy With Tha Face September 21, 2009

List Paralysis

The phenomenon that occurs when you become so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of items on your "to do" list that you can't function and nothing gets done.

"I have SO much on my 'to do' list that I have list paralysis! I don't know what item I should work on first."

by CJackson May 1, 2014

cunt list

An ordinary list containing extraordinary people who have either wronged you, undercut you, back stabbed you, blamed you to the point that you reward them by allowing them hononary induction onto your cunt list.

This guy at work keeps a mental list of all the people that have pissed him off. He calls it his cunt list.

by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018

tit list

A “hit list” of tits you wanna see.

Bro1: “Bro she has much boobs.”

Bro2: “Oh yea, definitely on my tit list.”

by PunnyHumor March 21, 2019

Foreplay List

A playlist of specific songs individually selected for foreplay before having intercourse.

Hey man, her panties dropped when she heard my foreplay list.

by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018

Addy-list

A list made at 4am while on addy of all the projects you want to do but can’t because of noise or lack of tools. Typically ranging from what can be accomplished in the next day, tasks that will be completed within the week and various projects that may get done at some point or never.

These are typically very organized.

-AKT

About to clear some space on my addy-list and get shit done!

by AK-T86 February 13, 2021

Slap List

A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.

My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.

Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.

More commonly used as "the list".

by Puffy Art December 18, 2013