strong knees

The strengthening of ones knees due to them always being on them from giving blowjobs. Similar to being a kiss ass.

Mark: "Man, Carl got promoted again? He must really be a hard worker!"
Dave: "Nah, he's just got strong knees"

by coitusking69 February 6, 2017

Monopoly-Knees

The pain you feel in your knees after playing countless hours of Monopoly, sitting on the floor. Also includes any other board game played on the floor.

"Damn! We've been playing for hours, I'm starting to get Monopoly-Knees!"

by RodneyFallafel December 26, 2011

Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.

"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."

by Dan Collette October 25, 2017

knee time

Knee time is an opportunity at any given moment to get on your knees and suck your manager off for a promotion.

Micheale put in a lot of knee time to get her promotion.

by Darksim23 September 8, 2016

knee ko

A knockout via knee strike.

Hey, did you hear that guy yell "knee ko" over there? Let's get some pool cues and go pound his nose down through his asshole.

by hexrei May 29, 2008

Knee Slapnea

The most invigorating form of exhaustion known to clothed humans. In this condition breathing is interrupted for 15-30 seconds when laughing uncontrollably. Untreated, it may lead to spontaneous flatulence and staining of undergarments.

I feel terrible, I told Bob a joke and he fell down, rolling around in a fit of Knee Slapnea, am I responsible for any injury?

by phidgety September 12, 2016

Knee Crotch

The space behind your knee connecting your thigh, knee and calf together.

My knee crotch is sweaty.

by Ai Laik Octavia April 25, 2019