Steamie Johns

The absolute worst of anything.

Eric "Dude, where in trouble."

Dan "Steamie Johns... steamie johns."

by deeplmao September 13, 2018

Steamy Quaker

(Noun) Rhymes with Creamy Shaker. When one shits in a pot, heats it up, then proceeds to use it as lube for a vibrator.

What’s your kink? “You ever give a Steamy Quaker?”

by OfMiceandMensch March 20, 2019

steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she farted in the shower, giving us an all you can eat steamy buffet as lingered about.

by Diggin12 January 16, 2016

steamy raincoat

A condom with shit on it from anal sex

After I pulled out of her ass I had a steamy raincoat on my dick

by TwiztedPrevert79 March 24, 2017

Steamy slip n slide

When someone diarrhea's on their partners back and then they jump and slide along their back.

Hey babe do you fancy a dirty steamy slip n slide

by anonymous November 20, 2021

steamy mash

When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.

Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash

by toxicskeeter March 6, 2022

Having a steamie

Shooting web on a train as it toots

That Gunzel Michael loves having a steamie

by Portunes June 8, 2021