Samuel

Is retarted like fortnite always say your mom wakes up at 5am to play forkkinfe (sixpacksam222)

Samuel your mom
Me your noob at fartnite

by DODGEBALLPRO62 May 2, 2019

Samuel

Likes to punch walls and his mates (who are nice to him).
Also could use a oneeeeee up.

Michael: Oh look at him.

Luke: Who?
Michael: Ohhhhh That faggot who could use a oneeeee up?
Luke: Oh Samuel. The little bitch.

by Aw mannnn September 10, 2019

Samuel

has money. date him.

girl one: its been 10 years since you had a job
girl two: dont you remember im dating samuel?
girl one: oh yea. i want a samuel.

by rachaet955968 October 14, 2019

Samuel

Retarted likes to play fortnite wakes up at 5 am to play more fortnit e thinks he is a pro . cant build

Samuel: OHHH IM SO GO AT FORTNITE
me: SHUT UP NOOB

by DODGEBALLPRO62 May 2, 2019

Samuel

The blackest a nigga can be

Hey steve I did u see that Samuel Noah-Wilson. Steve- oh shit that dude black asf

by Thytruthwriters August 19, 2020

samuel

samuel is a traitor and a dirty Jewish name that no one trusts mix breed 51% mut that says he's white but isn't even close

Samuel stop stabbing me in the back and killing my children.

by Vigilant Christian January 11, 2018

Samuel

The absolute worst friend that says his best friends don’t treat him well even though they stand up for bullies against Samuel and let him copy our test answers, but we still don’t treat Samuel the fucking king well.

Samuel’s best friends: hey dude here are the answers

Samuel: I don’t care about our friendship.

by Samuels FRIENDS November 7, 2019