beat the mess

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.

Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!

by MirrorChaser January 14, 2015

HD mess

"High Definition mess"

1. Literally: When formerly hot celebrities are exposed in all their true wrinkled glory through high definition technology.

2. Or in any situation: a giant mess in which fucked-ness is so embedded in every detail that it will never be fixed.

Miranda- "Brad Pitt is still so hot."

Amy- "Have you seen him in Moneyball? He's a HD mess."

by beclan October 31, 2012

messing a boot

Messing around about to get hurt

My Daughter is always messing a boot.

For my Canadian friends

by Eddymoney00916 May 23, 2022

Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.

“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”

by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

messes in dresses

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.

Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.

by W. Priske December 4, 2014

Mess up

To change something and bring its value to a lower degree.

I balled up LeBron James and took him to the hole in 1 on 1 10 times. I won the game 10-0. He told me I should play in the summer pro league. I said no way, nuh-uh, that shit might try to mess up my game.

by MatthewSzymanski December 18, 2020

wonderful mess

someone who is very outgoing, all over the place, spontaneous, a big jokester, and easy to love

Jennifer Lawrence is a wonderful mess

by whateveridec March 14, 2014