Kris

A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.

1) Is that Comrade Kris?! I need to give him a bottle of vodka!

2) Wow its Kris, he’s so Pog

by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020

Kris

To suck someone off, or give a blowjob.

Kris kris'd Sirius.

by bucketcom January 2, 2024

Lareina Kim is Kris Wu younger sister

Lareina Kim is Kris Wu younger sister

Lareina Kim is Kris Wu younger sister

by jnin August 31, 2024

Kris

Very parallel

Is that kris? He is so parallel

by Allsaturnsstars May 10, 2019

Kris' Churchill Server

A corrupt government

Person 1: Hey, are you in Kris' Churchill Server?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's a corrupt government

by bobjonesseggsybeast October 28, 2020

kris

kris is very annoying. Not only he will call you short when ur not, but he will keep saying that. Kris will act like he is talking to other girls, when in reality ur the only one he is talking to..

-have you heard of kris?

-surely not but he seems like a bozo!

by shortyispoo June 22, 2021

Kris Tyson

A transgender pedophile, racist and a man that shared revenge porn of Jannete McCurdy.

1.Hey have you heard about Kris Tyson situation
2.Yeah... so many pedophiles getting caught this year.

by capri sun addict July 24, 2024