Skip to main content

Pulling a C-dog

1: Talking or singing to oneself.
2: Talking (often interrupting), for long periods of time, about subjects that nobody cares about.

3: Staying late after work, sometimes up to an hour, and annoying fellow coworkers.

4: Running out of breath while sitting down and talking.
5: Letting your workspace fall into udder chaos.
1: Who is Joe talking too? I think he is pulling a C-dog.
2: Sorry I'm late, I got stopped by Pat and he wouldn't shut up. You know how Pat always likes to pull a C-dog.
3: Why the hell won't Frank leave? He's pulling a C-dog.
4: Self explanatory.
5: Tim, I can't find a thing on your desk, your pulling a C-dog.
by McBobby May 22, 2009
mugGet the Pulling a C-dog mug.

As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament
He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!
by Biglump March 5, 2012
mugGet the As numb as a pot dog mug.

salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.
That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.
by Smelly_Finger December 5, 2015
mugGet the salt malt and a chili dog mug.

ur dog a frog

The absolute fucking pinnacle of insults not only will they just be utterly demolished, this will cause the Mariana Trench to rupture and the Yellowstone Volcano to erupt. Then when all is said and done, the fucking moon will collide with the earth on the exact spot of the person who has been insulted.
Tim: Dude, fuck you.
Joe: Ur dog a frog.
Tim: What...?
Joe: *engulfed in flames*
*Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing*
*The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*
by Mother__Goose May 18, 2018
mugGet the ur dog a frog mug.

ur dog a log

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.
John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.
by KingKonguptheAss June 6, 2018
mugGet the ur dog a log mug.

fucking a dead dog

to do somthing but accomplish nothing
standing up a mail box jut to watch the wind push it over again, thats like fucking a dead dog
by the Dame Duck May 13, 2009
mugGet the fucking a dead dog mug.

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.
Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.
by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018
mugGet the Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute. mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email