Chicago Stir-Fry

Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes

Billy: yo Tony can I get a little chicago stir-fry on my dog?

Tony: Tell when to stop pouring billy!

by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020

Stirring the mayo

Female masturbation resulting in creaming.

She prefer stirring the mayo to an actual man!

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

Stirring in her guts

When a man Penetrates a woman vaginally or anally , usually in missionary but some times in flat position rear entry, where a man to intensify the woman's pleasure add a hip grind/wind to his pelvic thrusts particularly thrusting deeply on the upward grinds intentionally taking care to aim for that individual woman's most sensitive walls as he has discerned from earlier thrusts. When the man does this while the woman's orifice is very moistened , the rubbing sound it produces sounds reminiscent of the sound when one stirs cheese sauce into softened boiled macaroni - hence the sex term "stir my macaroni " , but it is ultimately borrowed from a famous Bernie Mac comedy sketch where the punchline involved sex advice where he referred to this same grinding pelvic thrust instructionally saying "stir it like mother fucking coffee"

I stuck my dick in her and started stirring in her guts like coffee!

by BustHerNova August 24, 2022

Douche Bag Stir Fry

Some one who wears affliction t-shirts... And who is just a douche bag to a T!

A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has

by LilPrincess918 October 19, 2010

West Virginia Coffee stirring

When you stir someone’s coffee with your penis

He offered to give her a coffe made by West Virginia coffee stirring by stirring her coffee with his penis.

by Coffee stirring January 30, 2018

Stir Fry

It's a way to cook chicken that's similar to the way to cook crack

I'll do some stir fry at the basement

by Pineapple with cheese January 11, 2018