At the end of the day

a euphemism for "when i take your fist up my ass." a polite way of suggesting full fistal encompassment without seeming crude. those who enjoy the sensation of five fingers and a palm up their brown star often insert this phrase into conversation as a plea for full-knuckle puncturing.

"...One of the proudest things I can share about my son is that when he and I walk down in New York City, he has his arm around me and I have my arm around him. That's a big deal. We're not afraid to hug each other. At the end of the day, love is all that matters." - Victoria Rowell, on being a mother.

"I’ve played flawed characters before, but at the end of the day I thought they all had a good heart." Jonah Hill, on his character in The Wolf of Wall Street.

by bigtrick December 29, 2013

End of the way

Means EXTREMLY in a positive way. Sometimes it is said in short "Sof".

Positive: I saw a beutiful chic, her look is SOF HADERECH.
His new car goes so smooth, SOF HADERECH

by Ziv Arav March 16, 2005

Flash Ending

When a female who realizes that the story she is telling is not so interesting saves it by ending the story with, "and then I took my shirt off".

"I went to the library and it turned out that the book wasnt late like i thought... and then I took my shirt off". Flash Ending

by j-c-c March 19, 2009

The dummy end

The end of the measuring tape that starts at zero. All an individual has to do is hold the "dummy end", while the other person stretches out the measuring tape and does the actual measuring. Commonly used to describe a complete moron that is incompetent at a given task.

Roger: Uhh Scott I noticed you ate your steak with a knife and spoon earlier, so why don't you hold the dummy end of the measuring tape and I'll measure.
Scott: Cool..!

Justin: Man, did you see Mr. MacCormack the other day shoveling his driveway!? He was using a fuckin' icepick!
Tristan: Haha yeah, he definitely holds the dummy end

by FWSScontact January 7, 2013

At the end of the day

In inclusion, when all is said and done...

At the end of the day...I am that child's father, regardless of the DNA results!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 25, 2023

trout end

A name for the top of a woman’s beaver trap, her cunt hole.

She was gobbling away on my purple headed love truncheon, I was so close to blasting my nut custard so I whipped it out and smashed it in her trout end.

by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

End the Drought

This word means to have sex after a long period of time has gone by since one has engaged in sexual intercourse. This is normally used for males referring to the wetness of a vagina would be quenching the thirst or "Ending the Drought" of their penis, but this could also go for women too, as they would be ending the drought after becoming extremely aroused after a long duration without sexual interaction.

Male #1: Hey man, I see you've been talkin' to Stacy, what's goin' on with that?
Male #2: Oh yeah, I was goin' to End the Drought last night, but she was on her period.
Male #1: DAAAAAYUUUUUMMM.....

Female #1: Man, my boyfriend finally Ended the Drought last night, I don't think I've ever been so wet in my life!
Female #2: ....I'm gettin' really tired of your shit.

by PMTB August 31, 2013