Jim Zorn

To keep someone in a position, presumably of authority, while making them essentially an irrelevant member of the organization.

Steve sucked at his job but he was the son in law of the CEO, so my boss just Jim Zorned his ass.

by starburster November 30, 2009

windy flaps o zwirnor

large dangling beef curtains which sway in even the slightest breeze, generally encrusted and smelling of fish.

Christ that fat lass has the windy flaps o zwirnor

by Most of the Scottish Regiments May 7, 2008

zornberg

1. A p.i.m.p.
2. Mayor Bloomberg's identical cousin
3. Another word for a joint

1. Nigga you look like a zornberg with that suit.
2. Yo Bloomberg!
3. Wanna go smoke a zornberg after school?

by AndrewandJames August 30, 2004

zorn and thorn

A pair of harlequins that speak in reverse of one another. Do the Queen's dirty work, or so it would seem.

"We are Zorn and Thorn."
"Thorn and Zorn we are."

by p.d. March 8, 2004

zorn

Destroyed, murdered. Denotes a catastrophe. From the Watership Down glossary of Lapine, the language of rabbits.

'Zorn! Zorn!' cried the dreadful squealing voice. 'All dead! O Zorn!'"

by elston March 22, 2005

zornberg

A nudist colonist.
a rather odd man with a huge pair of trousers.
a teacher.
mayor bloombergs grandpa.
new dorps # 1 teacher.
a blunt or philly.
a fine rolled cigar made of 100% columbian cocaine mixed with 30% of India's finest elephant tobacco.
a great smoke.

yo u wanna smoke a zornberg after class tomorro?
yo i got a six pound zornberg.
man zornbergs are the shizzzat/
i want some pornrows and pornbread along wit dis zornberg.

by honey drew August 31, 2004

zornophobia

Fear of opening up the Chicago Tribune and reading another lame editorial by Eric Zorn, who often merely cuts and pastes other writer's editorials and passes it off as solid journalism.

The Chicago Tribune began to lose thousands of readers in August, the cause of which was attributed to zornophobia.

by JonathanWinters August 22, 2011