adj. Chemically incovienenced while drinking Red Knot wine. You are Zorked when u sip the dark magenta colour off of Satan's lips and find an inexplicable desire to get knotty. Being Zorked is to have a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain. It is totally recyclable.
I was chilling with this hot little librarian and somewhere between books we got totally zorked and made out on the couch. I want to zork her all the time now. This shit is crunk.
by d3adr0ck August 22, 2006
Get the zorkedmug. Zork Zero is the result of an adventure in the program AI Dungeon. Zork Zero is the limit of power and strength. You do one final despicable act and you reach Zork Zero.
You rip you penis off and beat the teacher with it. You beat her until she stops moving.
You are now ruler of Earth.
END.
You have reached the "Zork Zero"
You are now ruler of Earth.
END.
You have reached the "Zork Zero"
by Sleevpalpy April 27, 2023
Get the Zork Zeromug. The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.
by jeardon69 July 6, 2008
Get the zork zucchinimug. A massive pus- filled zit. A blemish so large it cannot be disguised by any amount of makeup. This hideous eyesore has a heartbeat of its own. Those with a zork have been known to avoid public places for days.
by Kismet13 November 13, 2017
Get the Zorkmug. Alternative spellings: Zorc, Z-Ork
A soldier of the Russian Federation, particularly one of those who have invaded Ukraine in vehicles marked with the letter Z
A soldier of the Russian Federation, particularly one of those who have invaded Ukraine in vehicles marked with the letter Z
The Zorks have committed another war crime
The Ukrainians shelled a Zork convoy and turned them into good Russians
The Ukrainians shelled a Zork convoy and turned them into good Russians
by Chiron27 April 15, 2022
Get the Zorkmug. by anonymous June 8, 2017
Get the get Zorkedmug. You fhockin ZORK
by CoverFireStyx March 8, 2017
Get the Zorkmug.