by JM0rbeezyy October 27, 2010

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.
Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.
Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.
"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.
by Quantmebad December 4, 2018

by Zoot Loops February 1, 2013

by Sauceyy Jocie October 17, 2021

the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)
by TrIpPsTuH December 8, 2009

Like a booty call.
When someone requires or requests your services in providing/ smoking a zoot late at night.
When someone requires or requests your services in providing/ smoking a zoot late at night.
"I've been in all night drinking gut rot cider, just got a zooty call at midnight. Best be on my way lads. Tata".
by trumpetface February 20, 2011

A "Zootie" is a term for someone on Zoom that makes you moist or tents your pants. It's a portmanteau of "Zoom cutie." Thanks to COVID-19, people are getting mad thirsty in online courses.
"Damn gurl, did you see Mark? I've been staring at those baby blues all class!"
"OMG he's your Zootie too?!"
"OMG he's your Zootie too?!"
by Svenukhm February 11, 2021
