zooty fruity

when one is feeling so ridiculously high off marijuana and is feeling overly-hardass for being so.
Yoooo I got this dope ass nugget the other day...boutta get super zooty fruity broooo
by JM0rbeezyy October 27, 2010
mugGet the zooty fruitymug.

Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.
"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.
by Quantmebad December 4, 2018
mugGet the Crystal zootymug.

zooty loops

When you eat fruit loops while being zoned
by Zoot Loops February 1, 2013
mugGet the zooty loopsmug.

Zooty Tootie

When your just so high, beyond high, feeling like on a different planet
“Dude, I’m so zooty tootie right now
by Sauceyy Jocie October 17, 2021
mugGet the Zooty Tootiemug.

zootied-blazed

the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)
jon:(nonschalantly) man yeah man fuck yeah
brandon: niggah u zootied-blazed.
by TrIpPsTuH December 8, 2009
mugGet the zootied-blazedmug.

Zooty Call

Like a booty call.
When someone requires or requests your services in providing/ smoking a zoot late at night.
"I've been in all night drinking gut rot cider, just got a zooty call at midnight. Best be on my way lads. Tata".
by trumpetface February 20, 2011
mugGet the Zooty Callmug.

Zootie

A "Zootie" is a term for someone on Zoom that makes you moist or tents your pants. It's a portmanteau of "Zoom cutie." Thanks to COVID-19, people are getting mad thirsty in online courses.
"Damn gurl, did you see Mark? I've been staring at those baby blues all class!"

"OMG he's your Zootie too?!"
by Svenukhm February 11, 2021
mugGet the Zootiemug.

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