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Zooning

The act of repetitive gooning to the popular game made by the japanese studio Mihoyo, Zenless Zone Zero.
Yeah, he was zooning all day. These zooners are getting out of hand.
by Large Coat January 31, 2025
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Zooned

V. - To move with a loud humming noise.
He hated the way his professor zooned around the classroom, breathing coffee breath over every shoulder, the most invasive way of checking students' progress.
by MissBitterSweet October 20, 2020
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zoone

when you have a booger dangling from your nose, it is a zoone. It is the residual stringy snot that remains after you have blown a snot rocket.
"Alexander, its about time you sucked that zoone up!"
"Mary use some scissors to cut that zoone."
by binyamsboogers January 10, 2018
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Zooned Out

Zooned out, Zooned, Zooning, Zoon, etc. are all forms of the term "zooned out"

A prolonged Nitrous Oxide high, where the user keeps inhaling more before the effects wear off, remaining in a goofy, meditative state for long periods of time.

The effects of nitrous wear off in 30 seconds or less, so users may keep one or more balloons on standby to "top off" the high when they start to come down. zooning can last anywhere from a few minutes to several hours depending on how much gas you have on hand, and how retarded you want to get.

While zooning, you're usually mixing with other drugs, laying or sitting down due to a loss of mobility, with a balloon in your mouth or in your hand, taking a small hit every 5-15 seconds to remain in a state of pure bliss.

the term is a play on words, coming from the term 'zoned out' but instead, you're "zooned out" because of how stupid and unresponsive you are off the gas.
Craig: "Bro, I just picked up a 640 and an 8th, we're going on a bender!"

James: "Fuck yeah brev, I'm gonna be zooned out tonight"
Craig: "hell yeah, I'll put some sewerslvt drum covers on and get this shit crackin"
James: "Nah bruh, I only listen to reggae off the nos"
by RJsocray December 8, 2023
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Zooning

When two very hairy men rub their hairy ball sacks against each other to sprinkle a rain of pubes on a third person
Bro: "I can't believe you want to take your girlfriend zooning!"
Bro 2: "She loves that shit."
by LandlovinRabbit April 7, 2022
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zoon

zoon is the place you get it from. When someone asks where did you get that from? . tell them I get it in the Zoon.
I get it in the Zoon get it in the Zoon, I get it in the Zoon, the zoon zoon zoon.
by byeb August 21, 2021
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Zoon

"Hey bro wanna come play some Call of Duty?"
"Nah bro I gotta Zoon."
by Axons May 25, 2020
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