Zoltan

A completely fictional unit of energy used by Electricians to confuse other trades, Managers and customers.
Generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no cunt can work out the problem or fault.

‘Im having trouble getting the power back on because of the Zoltan effect’.

‘I can’t put a powerpoint there because of Zoltan factor’.

Electrician- ‘go grab the Zoltan meter for me’.
Apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
Electrician- ‘the one for testing Zoltans you idiot. Don’t come back without it.’

by Zoltan Technician November 30, 2017

zolton

Zolton is a type of furry

A Zolton likes to yiff her furry friends.

by Zolton from quakenet October 25, 2003

Zoltan Bathory

The very talented and kick ass lead guitarist/founder of Five Finger Death Punch. His riffs for Way of the Fist and The Bleeding are most enjoyable.

"Zoltan Bathory writes some of the tastiest riffs I've ever heard."

by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015

Zotender

An extremely cute canine that is extremely tender is appearance . Is often pet by David. Goddog of Brad.

"Is that dog's name Zotender? It is so tender!" -Brad
"Yes!" -Wendi and Kelsey

by Tenderness K&W December 14, 2010

zotenburgabeth

Zotinbergabeth is a mythical beast forever cursed to wash dishes and do laundry

Zotenburgabeth: I'm done washing the dishes
Mr Papa: you missed a spot u dumb bitch
Zotenburgabeth: I'm sorry ill do better

by Mr papa money bitches November 21, 2019

Zoltan

A gay music teacher who likes the spank students for fun

“Hey that new teacher kinda seems like a Zoltan, we should stay away from him!”

by Dabmakeyourlifefab November 29, 2018

zoltan

straight, really cool, ballin

-Andrew is a little bitch
-I know seriously, fool can't get a girl
-Actually I think hes gay
-Oh....zoltan...

by ballllller January 4, 2009