zoidbergs

The rounded bulges of flesh that protrude around a bra or bikini top, typically caused by wearing a garment that is too tight. Inspired by the carapace of Dr. John Zoidberg M.D., as occasionally seen on the television show Futurama.

Look at the zoidbergs on her, she needs to drop a few pounds or get a new bikini.

by Toxin August 17, 2007

Zoidbergism

The occurrence of reading a word of phrase in the voice of another. From the popular television series Futurama character, Dr Zoidberg.

Zoidbergism Example #1: "Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig." (Read in Jeremy Clarkson's voice)

Zoidbergism Example #2: "I don't want to live on this planet any more." (Read in Prof. Farnsworth's voice)

by keto4life April 1, 2012

Zoidberg

This is the term used to describe the action of a person with a split-tongue body modification going down on someone. Often accompanied by the sound "whoopwhoop whoop whoop whoop."

Oh god Zoidberg, your tongue is amazing whoopwhoop whoop whoop whoop!

by Justice_League August 15, 2009

Zoidberg

a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions.
may attack when angry.

WOOP WOOP WOOP chek out zoidberg over there

by WOOP WOOP GO ZOIDY July 20, 2007

zoidberg

When a females pussy is so shot out that her pussy lips dangle like the mouth of futureamas Dr. Zoidberg.

Yo homie see that broad over there
Yeah
I hit that shit last night
Eww mafucka I hope you wore a Jimmy she a zoidberg

by ghostofmyformerself July 19, 2015

Zoidberg

A crab thing that is funny and the voice actor is Billy West also its me

Someone: WOOP
Me: YOU ZOIDBERG!

by Corniercolt3343 September 26, 2018

Zoidberging

When a male has a threesome with two women, and during the act of foreplay inserts each of his thumbs into a respective vagina, and all four fingers of each hand into the corresponding butt hole. He then lifts the women into the air, scuttles back and forth, pinches his hand open and close like a crab, and yells "whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!"

Dude, I was totally Zoidberging those two chicks from the bar last night when I shit my pants.

by 3LM0 March 16, 2012