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Zhongli

Zhongli is hottest and most handsome man in genshin impact. I just want that sexy body to bang against me and have him go slower everytime I make a single noise or moan I want him to fuck the living shit out of me and have his hand become my necklace. I would do anything for this man, I would do absolutely anything to just get a second to touch and feel his perfect body. I want him to overstimulate me, fuck me until I can't walk and shove his big fat cock into my mouth.
Zhongli is hot/sexy/handsome/perfect
by Keeeeyuuuuueeeeeee July 18, 2021
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geo daddy. best geo daddy who gives visions to hot people only.
“its not like I like you or something Baka!”
Rock me zhongli.”
by theresa coconut June 1, 2021
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Please daddy Zhongli rail the living fuck out of me I’d do anything for you I’m begging. Please good sir.
IS THAT ZHONGLI??

wHAT WHERE?👁👁❓
by Mmmlol November 13, 2021
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Zhongli pronounced as john lee is a geo daddy dilf with a big dong schlong i want him to rail me . Hottest character in genshin impact will no even try to steal your girl or boy . The reason why most female players started genshin and he has a fat ass

reason why i am always horny
OMG!! Zhongli daddy is so hot i can give blowjobs and be his slave whenever he wants 💦💦
by GOJOIST May 16, 2021
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Zhongli is the most mouth drooling, attractive, hottest, scrumptious, juicest, peggable, fuckable, jerk-offable, yummy, thick, wet, loveable, beautiful, fine, handsome, sexiest hottest man alive.

If you don’t have any attraction towards this man even if it’s just a LITTLE bit then are you ok? Do you need a doctor? Remember the ER is always available.
Keqing: “Yo Ganyu”
Ganyu: “Yeah?”
Keqing: “You think Zhongli looks peggable?”

Ganyu: “Yeah of course
Keqing:”Wanna peg him together?”
Ganyu: “Fuck yeah
by A unique name October 4, 2021
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hot geo dilf daddy please come home. please. very sexy man moans
very dilf, very hot, very sexy, very attractive, perfect in every way and has the most juiciest ass in genshin history. geo daddy. im on my knees. anyways.
"Lila: dude, zhongli is so hot
Sen: oh you have no fucking idea how much i thirst for him get in line
by zhonglisorder July 27, 2022
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1. frickin geo daddy who licked his geo stick

2. childe’s simping squad
3. His morhfuckin geo asteriod that can wipe us like the shitty dinosaur did
4. He loves shitty people to suffer the wrath of the rock

5 Hes the man that i god damn lose 50/50 and get shitty mona! 👆
Zhongli, come home with me
geo daddy
grandpa
by MyDadsoannoying February 1, 2022
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