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Zhongli pronounced as john lee is a geo daddy dilf with a big dong schlong i want him to rail me . Hottest character in genshin impact will no even try to steal your girl or boy . The reason why most female players started genshin and he has a fat ass

reason why i am always horny
OMG!! Zhongli daddy is so hot i can give blowjobs and be his slave whenever he wants 💦💦
Zhongli by GOJOIST May 16, 2021
Zhongli is the most mouth drooling, attractive, hottest, scrumptious, juicest, peggable, fuckable, jerk-offable, yummy, thick, wet, loveable, beautiful, fine, handsome, sexiest hottest man alive.

If you don’t have any attraction towards this man even if it’s just a LITTLE bit then are you ok? Do you need a doctor? Remember the ER is always available.
Keqing: “Yo Ganyu”
Ganyu: “Yeah?”
Keqing: “You think Zhongli looks peggable?”

Ganyu: “Yeah of course
Keqing:”Wanna peg him together?”
Ganyu: “Fuck yeah
Zhongli by A unique name October 4, 2021
zhongli is hot
zhongli by sukiet September 4, 2021
Holy moly i Don't even know how to explain how hot this man is

First of all daddy- i mean Zhongli is the hottest archon existing like holy moly

Zhongli is a character in gayshin impact that never came home to me sadly

Most Zhongli simps are either horny as fuck or okay

This man is broke and he has a sugar daddy called Tartaglia (childe or ajax) but omfg he's also hot

Back to Zhongli he's an archon, a geo (rock) archon he makes my non-existing d!ck hard like omg

Over all Zhongli is so fucking hot

Summoning ritual for geo daddy

Have mora.
Person 1: have you heard about that geo character in genshin impact? He's so hot as fuck

Person 2: you mean Zhongli? Omg that man got me screaming without the s
Zhongli by miugetitig November 23, 2021
Zhongli is the God of Contracts who values fairness over everything else. He is the oldest archon and, despite his decision to retire, is able to still easily hold his own in combat.

he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.
Dude you got geo daddy!”

“Who?”

“Zhongli🤨🤨🤨”
Zhongli by Geo daddy 🤤🤤🤤 November 24, 2021
1. frickin geo daddy who licked his geo stick

2. childe’s simping squad
3. His morhfuckin geo asteriod that can wipe us like the shitty dinosaur did
4. He loves shitty people to suffer the wrath of the rock

5 Hes the man that i god damn lose 50/50 and get shitty mona! 👆
Zhongli, come home with me
geo daddy
grandpa
Zhongli by MyDadsoannoying February 1, 2022