Zhongli is hottest and most handsome man in genshin impact. I just want that sexy body to bang against me and have him go slower everytime I make a single noise or moan I want him to fuck the living shit out of me and have his hand become my necklace. I would do anything for this man, I would do absolutely anything to just get a second to touch and feel his perfect body. I want him to overstimulate me, fuck me until I can't walk and shove his big fat cock into my mouth.
by Keeeeyuuuuueeeeeee July 19, 2021
by theresa coconut June 02, 2021
Please daddy Zhongli rail the living fuck out of me I’d do anything for you I’m begging. Please good sir.
by Mmmlol November 14, 2021
Zhongli pronounced as john lee is a geo daddy dilf with a big dong schlong i want him to rail me . Hottest character in genshin impact will no even try to steal your girl or boy . The reason why most female players started genshin and he has a fat ass
reason why i am always horny
reason why i am always horny
by GOJOIST May 16, 2021
Zhongli is the most mouth drooling, attractive, hottest, scrumptious, juicest, peggable, fuckable, jerk-offable, yummy, thick, wet, loveable, beautiful, fine, handsome, sexiest hottest man alive.
If you don’t have any attraction towards this man even if it’s just a LITTLE bit then are you ok? Do you need a doctor? Remember the ER is always available.
If you don’t have any attraction towards this man even if it’s just a LITTLE bit then are you ok? Do you need a doctor? Remember the ER is always available.
Keqing: “Yo Ganyu”
Ganyu: “Yeah?”
Keqing: “You think Zhongli looks peggable?”
Ganyu: “Yeah of course”
Keqing:”Wanna peg him together?”
Ganyu: “Fuck yeah”
Ganyu: “Yeah?”
Keqing: “You think Zhongli looks peggable?”
Ganyu: “Yeah of course”
Keqing:”Wanna peg him together?”
Ganyu: “Fuck yeah”
by A unique name October 05, 2021
Holy moly i Don't even know how to explain how hot this man is
First of all daddy- i mean Zhongli is the hottest archon existing like holy moly
Zhongli is a character in gayshin impact that never came home to me sadly
Most Zhongli simps are either horny as fuck or okay
This man is broke and he has a sugar daddy called Tartaglia (childe or ajax) but omfg he's also hot
Back to Zhongli he's an archon, a geo (rock) archon he makes my non-existing d!ck hard like omg
Over all Zhongli is so fucking hot
Summoning ritual for geo daddy
Have mora.
First of all daddy- i mean Zhongli is the hottest archon existing like holy moly
Zhongli is a character in gayshin impact that never came home to me sadly
Most Zhongli simps are either horny as fuck or okay
This man is broke and he has a sugar daddy called Tartaglia (childe or ajax) but omfg he's also hot
Back to Zhongli he's an archon, a geo (rock) archon he makes my non-existing d!ck hard like omg
Over all Zhongli is so fucking hot
Summoning ritual for geo daddy
Have mora.
Person 1: have you heard about that geo character in genshin impact? He's so hot as fuck
Person 2: you mean Zhongli? Omg that man got me screaming without the s
Person 2: you mean Zhongli? Omg that man got me screaming without the s
by miugetitig November 23, 2021
Zhongli is the God of Contracts who values fairness over everything else. He is the oldest archon and, despite his decision to retire, is able to still easily hold his own in combat.
he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.
he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.
by Geo daddy 🤤🤤🤤 November 24, 2021