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Zeromus

The Final Boss of Final Fantasy IV. He/it/they is/are the incarnation of hatred, risen from the corpse of Zemus. At first he/it/they appears as a blue, ghost-like entity, but transforms in to a hideous monstrosity, complete with hideous monster wang, in the final battle. His/its/their favorite attack is Big Bang, and that's terrible.

Zeromus returns as a summon in Final Fantasy XII and Final Fantasy Tactics A2.
During the battle with Zeromus, you need Rosa to heal your party after every Big Bang attack, or you'll wind up with a game over.
by Everbound Venvel January 25, 2009
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Zelos Wilder

The 'pretty boy' Chosen of Tethe'alla. He is the misunderstood pervert of Tales of Symphonia. Zelos has many admirers, who he calls his 'hunnies'. He is very flamboyant, to the point that some people think he's gay with Lloyd. Which isn't true, but it is in question by many fanfic writers.

In reality, his peversion and narcissim only stems from the hardships Zelos has faced when he was younger.

Do you want to find out more? Too bad! I'm too lazy to countinue!
Zelos Wilder, he's so HOT!

Zelos is in love with Kratos, NOT Lloyd!
by Kurai Na September 7, 2008
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Zelos Wilder

A strapping man in his early twenties who walks like a pirate and speaks like a womanizer. He is clad in a pink vest, black undershirt and always wears his trusty speedo under his clothes.
He loves women so much, he pays regular visits to each of his hunnies houses. Often, he has to sneak back into Meltokio through the sewers.

His walk is often described as walking like an old school pimp. He holds his pelvis out and talks awkward steps. In battle, he also spins while holding his sword into an enemy to attack.

Zelos may be the emoest person in Tales of Symphonia. His life was hard, his mother died, he thinks he took away his sisters happiness and he betrayed his best friend. He only admits how truly sad he is after his death, were his emoness is unlocked into a beautiful flowing rapid of emotions. It is at this time when all of the people in the party realize that they loved him.

He is also very obsessed with melons. He likes to eat them. And om nom om on over 9000 melons a day.
Zelos Wilder loves Papa Bear.
MELONS?
No, Zelos Wilder has seen more melons than a fruit stand.
by Puddingpu December 22, 2009
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Zeromatrix

The place you reach if you hit rock bottom and start digging.

An ultimate level of fail theorized only to exist if the wachowski brothers were to make a new matrix prequel starring Keanu 'strokevictim' Reeves and the Jedward twins.
A gangbanged prisoner forced to swallow the condom is at rock bottom. The prison guard who has to go through his blood-streaked poop to retrieve it for DNA evidence has reached the zeromatrix.
by Fragmastersyounab December 11, 2009
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zelime

an amazingly smart, caring, funny, pretty, not very popular girl. loves to dance and is highly likely good at it. normally exceeds in school.
did you see that girl dance
ya she is definitely a zelime
by awesomeme April 3, 2012
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Zelym

1. The most magnificent bad-ass you will ever come across.

2. Too much can lead in deadly results. (Good in short doses. Better in even doses.)

3. Highly uncommon name used by very few and possibly elite.
1. Zelym is the best ever!
2. This drug is zelym...
3. Have you met Zelym? RE: Nope.
by Zelym July 7, 2008
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Zellmered

#Zellemered

Definition: *adjective*-

1. to be screwed over in any way shape or form.

2. To be lied to on a consistent basis.
3. To make zero progression in the gym for years.
4. The opposite of loyal.
"I totally got Zellmered by this guy on eBay trying to sell me some new Jordan's"
by TheHeartBreakKid August 16, 2015
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