zapatos hombre

shoes man!!!

get off my zapatos hombre

by Mini Cho Brian L November 19, 2009

Zaptosing

When you fuck your partner in the bathtub after they cheated on you, jumping out of the water and tossing the live toaster in the tub and yell “you don’t have enough badges to train me! “

When you find your partner cheating on you and you decide it’s time to go zaptosing

by Darkowler March 7, 2024

zaptoo

a rotten nectarine found under furniture

i was vacuuming when i found that zaptoo under the sofa

by flanders0028 June 30, 2011

Zapdos

a pedophile who wanted to date me even know I was only 16 fucking years old

"Zapdos went to prison and got raped!"

by Trashiram is Trash! May 5, 2018

zapposexual

A person who likes to have sex while wearing their new Zappos.com shoes.

Person 1: I started dating this girl, she’s such a Zapposexual.

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: She only wants to fuck when her stupid Zappos shoe delivery comes.

by Winecheeseandwine May 31, 2018

zaptortom

the best kind of friend/cs go player.
is a nowadays pro is a pro at everthing in life.

wow this dude is a real zaptortom

by tomjacky77 January 7, 2019

Zapos

The definition is of a gun or any weapon that can hurt someone

Yeo bro shut up before I get the zapos

Oh word

by You_have_gay_ligmasuck July 27, 2019