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your face

halmark lady: this purse is ugly.
rhiannon: yeah, well your face is ugly!

rhianno: what's a 'violen'? i play a 'violin'.
britty: uh, your face is a violen!
by brittyfuckingrobbins November 5, 2004
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your face

The best comeback EVER. gets anyone annoyed and you will always win.
Lindsay- I'm so hungry

Cami- YOUR FACE IS HUNGRY

Lindsay- shut up

Cami- Shut your face up
by LindsayOwns December 28, 2005
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your face

Just the most prefect retort to any insult. It works because there's just no come back to it. It's so stupid that you win!
A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."


A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."



Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"
by mott July 19, 2005
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your face

most brilliant insult in this whole wide world.
by kaylaFTW December 10, 2008
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your face

Greatest of insults. Usable at any time!
S:what was that?
T:your face
S:oh, touché.
by zebraa bby July 10, 2007
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your face

sometimes a hilarious and/or stupid comeback with no known comeback. added when youre being hit with good insults.
shmo-ur really ugly and stupid
shmo-hey what r u lookin at?
jo-YOUR FACE!!!!!! HAHAHA!! *runs off screaming*

#2
fred- yo! did you see that ugly guy today?
bob-yup
fred- oh yea? what did it look like?
bob-YOUR FACE! hahahaha!!!!
fred-ummm, no your face
bob- *already walking away* sure, dude the moments gone

#3
sally- *running away crying*
jeff- what you do to her man?
mike-uh, she saw YOUR FACE!!!!!! hahaha!!!
by l.h. November 21, 2006
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your face

an inferior synonym to your mom

used as an immature, irritating comeback to anything said or asked (and is slightly less offensive to your mother)
Mom: Take the trash out.
Me: Take your face out.

Dad: How ws your day?
Me: Your face!

Sara: I got the new Kagrra Album, nya nya!
Me: YOUR FACE, BITCH!

Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: Where's your face?!

Kid: You're stupid.
Me: Your FACE is stupid! Ohhh! PWND!
by -.- June 24, 2005
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