see ya when your bum cracks

An expression of farewell. Usually said at the end of work

Paul: "It's time to go home"
Mark: " Yep i'm done. See ya when your bum cracks!!"

by Mainty O'Freddy July 27, 2006

your mummy's bum cunny

your mother's arsehole

I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shit into your mummy's bum cunny.

by tudda dahl September 3, 2008

BUM YOUR NAN

When u bum your nan, u bum ur nan, u might pull out a dirty oliver.

OI, GURV i kinda did BUM YOUR NAN.

by Bum your nan July 9, 2020

bum your mum

The act of having buttsex with a mother

"Go bum your mum!"

by mmmm yummy yummy cummy cummy September 17, 2019

your son a bum

A countermeasure to the heavy insult ‘your grandpap a trap’. Very illegal insult may only be used by the highest ranking roadmen, high stature politicians and royalty. However few known individuals with no respect throughout the community have used this clapback and came off a free man.

(Nonce A is getting loud)

Nonce B: your son a bum
Nonce A: ok, you’re fucked, cya in another life

by Nova da lad March 18, 2018

Whatever [bums] your mum.

When someone doesn't have the same point of view as you, you use this saying. Usually used in a sarcastic tone.

"Oh my God! Don't you just love watching hamsters piss!?!"

"Hmm, Whatever bums your mum."

by x_Lucie September 11, 2006

nigger in your bum

alternate to give your head a wobble for advance English speakers

Guy 1: That bitch is pissing me off. She burnt my fish fingers.
Guy 2: I'd love burnt fish fingers off yer peg. You need a nigger in your bum mate.

by Bbozzy September 29, 2020