v. To self-destruct in a clearly advantageous situation that is leading to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Danny: What happened? I thought she liked you?
Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...
Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.
Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...
Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.
by Flashbang11 July 19, 2010
Get the Cockblock your own cock mug.Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.
1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!
2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010
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Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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mother: no. Now, doff me a hat, and, if you don't' like the rules in this house, you can, for a change, try and flap your own wings with your girlfriend. That'll teach you to be more independent.
mother: no. Now, doff me a hat, and, if you don't' like the rules in this house, you can, for a change, try and flap your own wings with your girlfriend. That'll teach you to be more independent.
by Sexydimma September 12, 2013
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Get the fuck your own face mug.When it’s not your enemies who hurt you, but your own friends. A phrase to be used when you feel betrayed by the people you thought were on your side
Me: it’s my first time making a vlog so be nice when you watch it
Friend: no, I’m gon judge it into the ground 😡😡😤😤
Me: it really be your own friends 😔
Brutus: *stabs Caesar in the back*
Caesar: it really be your own friends...
Friend: no, I’m gon judge it into the ground 😡😡😤😤
Me: it really be your own friends 😔
Brutus: *stabs Caesar in the back*
Caesar: it really be your own friends...
by flagpole48 June 30, 2018
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