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you win a brand new back hand

somthing said following an idiotic comment.
someone says somthing stupid...
"you win a brand new back hand"
by your faddah April 27, 2008
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You Win Some, You Luge Some

A snarky version of "You win some, you lose some." Popularized during the 2010 Olympics when Nodar Kumaritashvili, a 21-year-old Georgian luger, was killed in a training crash. The video was widely distributed and fairly explicit, as he crashed into a steel pillar at nearly 90mph. The event spawned numerous internet memes.
Canadian Prime Minister: We spent over $100 Million dollars preping athletes as part of the "Own the Podium" program for Vancouver. What is the status of our goal?

Canadian Olympic Committee Chair: We have roughly 1/3 the medals of the USA. We are tied with South Korea, a country that does not technically have a winter.

PM: Well, "You win some, you luge some."
by goldie1 February 22, 2010
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You can't win for losing

When you win something but , winning means you lose either psychologically emotionally physically financially, anyway that negatively impacts you.
You do the dishes cuz your parents told you to and ,then when you're finished they yell at you for doing it wrong even though they didn't tell you how to do it in the first place ! Man you can't win for losing
by dragonboy8586 October 15, 2019
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You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.
You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag
by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019
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You can't win 'em all

one cannot always be successful (often used after one has failed)
Damn, the Patriots beat the Eagles. I guess you can't win 'em all.
by Light Joker October 9, 2005
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I WIN YOU LOSE

A TERM THAT YOU'LL USE IF YOU OUT SMART OR CHEAT SOMEONE.
YOU SO DUMB YOU DON'T 2 + 2 SO, I WIN YOU LOSE
by TAYLORGANG TAE May 19, 2011
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Actions taken in complete idiocy in opposition to attempting to win in an activity. Trying so hard just to fail miserably.
Hey, you try to win, but you do that. You're only making your situation worse.
by AmazingBastard June 14, 2018
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