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Yoko Onoing

screaming cacophonous death caws at the top of your lungs with an incomprehensible sense of self-assurance.
Mary got on stage at the high school talent show, but instead of singing a real song she just started Yoko Onoing.
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Yoko Ono

a "Yoko Ono" must be understood in the context of a music band/group. A "Yoko Ono" makes reference to former wife of late Beatles member, John Lennon. A "Yoko Ono" is a girl that holds a relationship with a member of a band and eventually breaks up the band. This is due to a high level of bitchiness on the girl's behalf and a the male band member being clingy and or whipped.
Yoko Ono has his dick on a leash.

That Yoko Ono is gonna destroy the band.

You Yoko Ono, you're tearing the band apart!
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Yoko Ono

an adjective used to describe someone who destroys something great.
Courtney Love was Nirvana's Yoko Ono.
by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005
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Yoko Ono

man, the girlfriend of his is going to Yoko Ono his driving skills in his upcoming race.
by dave anderson October 31, 2004
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Yoko Ono

The name you call a woman that is coming in between a group/or band of guys that has everything going good for them.

An Idea which comes from when the real Yoko Ono took part in the breaking up of the Beatles.
Sam:"She's starting to ruin our great bond that we have here guys."
Larry: "we have such a good

Louie: "she's being such a Yoko Ono "
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yoko ono syndrome

Yoko Ono Symdrome is used to describe when someone chooses to hate and vilify another person for the crime of dating a celebrity they find attractive, regardless of the massive odds of that person ever getting together with said celebrity themselves. Typically occurs to fans of teenage boybands.

The term comes from the massive hate Yoko Ono received from female fans of the Beatles following her relationship and marriage to John Lennon.
"I'm worried about my daughter, she keeps writing blog posts about how she hates anyone dating Harry Styles because she wants him for herself. I think she has Yoko Ono Syndrome."
by WatcherMark August 2, 2016
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Pulling A Yoko Ono

Pulling A Yoko Ono(Verb); The instance in which a Woman successfully breaks up your crew; The said female may be dating one of your homies, therefore distracting attention from your friends. A Yoko Ono can also be pulled by a simply good looking or persuasive female.

Origin: Yoko Ono, who was dating John Lennon, definitely broke up the Beatles, ending the greatest band of all time. Thus; This is dubbed, "Pulling a Yoko Ono".
Guy one: "Goddammit Steven! your stupid girlfriend broke up the crew!"

Guy two: "Yeah, that hoe pulled a fucking Yoko Ono on us!"

Guy three(Steven): "Guys, she was just too hot. I couldn't resist!"

Guys one and two proceed to kick the shit out of Steven and shun him from the crew forever because his girlfriend was Pulling A Yoko Ono.
by J.Killou July 4, 2009
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